Tag Archives : Poems

A semi acrostic, free form poem or sorts as featured on Sparkapolooza Orion’s Alphabet. A is for Apple. B is for Bear. C is for never ending Care. D is for Dog. E is for Eggs. F is for Fabulously chubby legs. Getting up is a struggle, Hardly slept all. I pick you up, Jiggly and small. Knew I...

New poem posted on Sparkapolooza: DISTANCE Distance lends enchantment, or so the poets say. But I just feel quite miserable, when you are far away. I miss seeing you plod through, the house in just your pants. There’s no one to kill spiders or water all the plants. I don’t do as much washing; the...

Why I don’t like hair As featured on Sparkapolooza In a ‘jazz rhyming’ stylee Hair gets people down. Makes them frown. Dan had no hair up there, not since he was twenty two. He said he didn’t care but felt it wasn’t fair. Some people seemed to stare, so he retreated to his lair and didn’t...

As posted on Sparkapolooza. (Best read fast, with a slight Cockney accent) There’s a man called Andy Warhol and he lives just down my street. I think he’s a podiatrist or something to do with feet. He used work in factories, drove a Forklift that was blue. Now he’ll sort you feet out...

Occasionally when I’m not checking SERP rankings or writing SEO copy about mobile phones I do something mildly creative. Here is one of my latest efforts: Black and white Phillip was a black kid, Johnny he was white. One was pale as snow the other dark as night. As little’uns they played outside...